Ruh Ro Raggy I'm on a Rant

Ginger Baker (Not a role model)

I'd love to see doping in cycling to become more open and blatant.

I want to see graphic film footage of pro cyclists inject blood and drugs directly into their veins while they wave at their friends and families in t.v. land.

I want too see bags of blood being loaded into refrigerator trucks and handed out to cyclist where they can simply load up on more oxygenated blood and sink a needle into their arms just before long climbs. Better yet I want to see them  rip open the bags with their teeth like sunburned vampires and have the blood dribble down their jerseys so they all look like murder victims when they cross the finish lines.

I want to seem them take so many drugs their hearts simply explode like miniature suicide bombers.

I want to see school children run away from pro cyclist because they are afraid of them.

I want them to all look like Ginger Baker so the entire peloton will become a roaming pack of cadaverous junkies.  

I want their team doctors to dress up like street level crack dealers and their team managers all look like James Gandoifini. 

I want them to go through horrible withdrawals so they sweat their nights away in shitty hotel rooms before they can get their fix in the morning.

I want to see pro riders breaking into cars and houses to rob and steal because they have to pay for their next fix out pocket.

I want to see them turn out their own wives to work as hookers so they can bring in enough money to pay for dope for their next pro victory.

I want their children to work as pickpockets and beggars so their fathers can make payments for their hyperbaric chambers while they sleep on wet cardboard on the streets and eat out of trashcans. 

I want it all to be tweeted, video taped, and discussed in graphic detail.

Because doping is killing riders and it's killing cycling.