New Mountain Bike Words You Should Know

Sounnession brah!

New mountain bike words you should know.

English is a fast moving, dynamic language. Just as soon as you think you have a grasp on the subject a whole bunch of new words come charging in.

So get afternoonified and you won’t be considered bricky.

Approadence: Stopping in the middle of the trail in order to get off and walk around an obstacle. 

Berallurity: A crash so brutal you forget how to speak.

Callaratifying: The act of repeating a story while drunk. 

Culdaidem: Contraction of the words “could have” and “did not”. Usage: “I culdaidem clear that technical section”.

Garized:  What happened after you graze pedal down the side of your car as you take it off your roof rack. 

Genizers: Bird watchers and equestrians.  

Magowner: Feeling like shit in the morning after spending the night in a tent with a friend. 

Pettler: Those annoying little rocks that keep hitting your downtube. 

Savahorned: Pulling off a last minute save in order to avoid total disaster.

Sounnession:   An expression used after you clear a death defying section of trail. “That was a sounnession brah!”

Warmle: The opposite of coldle